The Miss Cupcake

So you are sitting there at your Memorial Day party…sipping margaritas by the pool that you worked so hard to open.

You are tired. You are hungry.

The hot dogs and potato salad only goes so far.

You need something thats going to blow your mind.

AHHHHAH! Whoopie. Pie.

Yeah, you remembered to order whoopie pies for your party.

You are now awesome. People like you. Your party people WISH they could throw a party like you.

Your whoopie pies just got you “in.”

I’m talking groomsmen/bridesmaid material.

All because of a whoopie pie?

Order some. Take advantage of these benefits.

Beware, these flavors may cause you to do things that are not under my control.

Memorial Day Whoopie Pie Sale

• Old School Original: The classic chocolate fudge shell filled with a creamy vanilla frosting.
• Peanut Butter Cup: This chocolate fudge whoopie pie has a mini peanut butter cup baked right inside! Next, the shell is dipped in milk chocolate, filled with a creamy peanut butter filling, and finished with a peanut butter twirl.
• Orange Creamsicle: This Orange flavored whoopie is filled with a light cream cheese frosting, topped with a thin white chocolate layer and garnished with an orange chocolate candy drizzle. (Picture below)
• Birthday Cake Batter: This vanilla sprinkle whoopie pie is filled with cake batter flavored frosting, rolled in sprinkles, and drizzled with sprinkled white chocolate.
• Brownie Mint Chip: This whoopie pie is actually a brownie! Next, it is filled with a fluffy mint filling and rolled in mini chocolate chips. (Picture below)

mmmmhmmmm.. This orange creamsicle whoopie pie is perfectly situated for the start of summer! Celebrate your Memorial Day with one of these whoopies (without the melty mess!)

The first Let’s Make Whoopie flavor to be covered with a brownie whoopie! If you like brownies, mint, and chocolate chips…you’ll be in whoopie heaven (the clean kind

Actually, if you like food, summer, and sweet things….you’ll like this.

Actually, you CANT NOT like this.

Lastly, the Old School original.

You never fail us, wise one.

You will always be there in times of need.

It’s….it’s home.

It’s the Old School Original.

Order. Whoopies. NOW!

The time has come when we offer up our love and gratitude for our mothers. We thank them for all of the diapers they have changed, the sass we have given them, and meals they have cooked. This has traditionally been celebrated with gift of roses, tulips, breakfast in bed, and the occasional gold necklace.

However, another time has also come. The time that calls for a gift that’s different, unique, and tastes phenomenal.

The time has come to order your Mother’s Day Gifts from none other than……The Miss Cupcake!

What’s on the menu, you may ask?

Mother’s Day Gift Menu

• Cupcake Garden Gift Basket: This assortment of 6 beautifully decorated flower cupcakes (assorted flavors) is nestled in a gift basket, wrapped with clear cellophane, tied with a ribbon, and topped with a custom hand-made card.        $20 each
• Mini Whoopie Pie Gift Basket: This gift basket is stuffed with 12 assorted mini whoopie pies. Each whoopie is individually wrapped! This basket is wrapped with cellophane, tied with a ribbon, and topped with a custom hand-made card.        $28 each
• Garden Minis Gift Basket: This lovely wrapped gift basket is filled with 6 mini individually wrapped whoopie pies and 9 mini flower cupcakes (assorted flavors). To finish it off, its tied with a ribbon and topped with a custom-hand made card.   $30 each

So I received the sweetest request for doggy cupcakes the other evening.

The fabulous stylists from the Dustin Kline Salon in Selinsgrove had a dilemma. Stella, the beloved Boston Terrior that served as one of their mascots, was turning one.

Naturally, that’s the reason I fit in. Making cute birthday cupcakes for doggies is my thing.

Continue scrolling for cuteness.

First, mini paw prints, because Stella is little.

I know, clever.

Fondant Stella’s!

Mini dog dishes made from fondant and filled with blue melting chocolate and chocolate “dog food” sprinkles.

Happy Birthday Stella. Hope you enjoyed your diva-licious cupcakes!

School is starting to wind down, I am slowly starting to swallow the inconceivably large stress lump in my throat, and the cupcakes…well they just keep getting cuter.

I have dreams about cupcakes and whoopie pies now. Nightmares, to be exact. One minute, I’ll be singing along to Call Me Maybe with my cute little apron on, and the next minute…FIRE! I burn whoopie pies, I miss orders, I arrive late to a wedding (where I provide the cupcakes!) MY DREAMS ARE KILLING ME. Do you understand the type of life I have to live?

It’s hard.

Luckily, I convinced a man into loving me, so my life is quite a bit more enjoyable

Two night ago, I did something rather embarrassing in the library.

No…not what you are thinking.

Something worse.

I plopped myself in the middle of the library, for the vast majority of library dwellers to see, and

well…

I fell asleep….for a long time.

I awoke by the sound of Jared Smith panting and quietly telling me that it really was time to go.

It was 12:30am

Yes, I fell asleep in the library for 2 hours.

So I make cupcakes when I should be studying and apparently sleep when I’m supposed to be studying. Good news is, I still have a 4.0, and the bribes (a plethora of sugar inspired treats) are still working equally as well.

So sleep in the library, I shall. I now have a little pillow to take with me whenever I go. I call it my “little friend.”(I use in a way that is very similar to the scene from Scarface)

And..it’s OBVIOUSLY in the shape of a heart…duh!

Now, back to cute cupcakes. These are super cute. In fact, everything about this order was super cute, especially the woman who ordered them from me. Her emails were wonderful! Detailed, excited, and thrilled about my cupcakes.

That’s all it takes, and I automatically like you.

In fact, just say “cupcake” or “whoopie pie” and I’m practically sailing on the cruise ship of friendship with you and we are holding hands and braiding each others hair.

You could even mutter something that sounded like cupcake or whoopie pie. Examples would include: heartbreak, mandrake, toothache, snoopy will die, that groupie is high, etc.

I decided to create a themed cupcake arrangement that consisted of fondant owls, hedgehogs (with flower bows, of course), trees, and clouds.

Below is the whole crew together!

Jennifer Miller was kind enough to share a few pictures of the cupcakes at the shower. These cupcake wrappers are absolutely adorable and go perfectly with the cupcakes!

And…

drum roll please…..

There is a new flavor in The Miss Cupcake’s delicious repertoire.

I’ll give you a hint.

It is grey, it stains your hands when you touch it, and it might bite you.

haha…juuuust kidding.

Actually, you eat it every morning when you desire to undergo an intense sugified body transformation. It rhymes with whoopie pie (hehe..just trying to spark your rhyming ability

It is often eaten with a spoon…which to your benefit, is already included in the cupcake form.

Behold:

Check out the “cupcake flavors” page for a complete description of this delicious morsel of baked lovin.

Order yours today…a box from the Miss cupcake is an ideal way to escape or remove yourself from any doghouse situation.

Order. Now.

Time is running out.

Before I announce the delicious flavors for this whoopie pie sale, I must preface this by making an announcement:

This is a guest post by the tasteful, timeless, and stupid (for putting up with me, but smart in things like chemistry) Jared Smith. (I love him!) He will be providing you with the entertaining whoopie details. (and I LOVE HIM!)

Yes folks, as put oh so kindly by the young the Miss Cupcake, I have the first-time-ever privilege of informing you all of the up-and-coming  whoopie pie sale.  However, first, Lauren and I found it essential that we share something wonderful with you…behold the wonders of Easter humor!

(Image provided by http://www.crazywebsite.com)

No lie, this exact conversation has occurred at least once before between Lauren and I…although under slightly different circumstances.

BUT, now that this lovely image has been shared with you all, I must explain one thing. You may be wondering “What does the Miss Cupcake have to gain by waiting until after Easter to promote an Easter Whoopie Pie sale?”  And that my friends is a very wonderful question…I mean, from a business standpoint, it makes a lot more sense to provide these wonderful creations to you kind folks before Easter, however, because Lauren spent all last week buried in her business plan for some silly competition, she thought it might be better to hold off until this week.  PLUS, I’m sure that you were all already so loaded up with sugar that you couldn’t even fathom filling your stomachs with one more sugary delight.

So, we’re giving you all a few days to let the sugar run its course, so that your stomachs are ready to take on the sweet treats that follow.  This month Lauren is offering:

• Peanut Butter Cup: (Back by popularity!) This chocolate fudge whoopie pie has a mini Reese’s peanut butter cup baked inside! Half dipped in chocolate and filled with a creamy peanut butter icing, this whoopie is just what you need to avoid those post Easter blues.
• Coconut Bomb:  This chocolate fudge whoopie shell is rolled in a milk chocolate coating, filled with a creamy vanilla filling and has a coconut cream bomb inside! Lastly, its garnished with angel flake coconut and a blue chocolate twirl.
• Lemon Blueberry Struesel: Two vanilla blueberry “muffin” tops are topped with a buttery struesel, filled with a fluffy lemon cream filling and topped with a white chocolate swirl.
• Carrot Cake: This bad boy is pretty self-explanatory.  The shells are made up of a brown sugar topped spice-like carrot cake with a delicious cream-cheese filling. Lastly, this whoopie is garnished with a candy carrot and white chocolate drizzle.
• Old School Original: This chocolate fudge whoopie pie classic is filled with a creamy vanilla filling.
  Details:
• All whoopies are $30 per dozen
• Minimum Order of 1/2 dozen

• Whoopie Pie Sale Dates:  Whoopies will be available Saturday April  14th through Monday April 16th
• Orders  MUST be in by Friday, April 13th
• Email orders or questions to themisscupcake@hotmail.com or call 570-713-5421 and talk to me in person… slightly more entertaining 
  After reading this list, you may be slightly confused.  There are three never before offered whoopies on this list that will knock your socks off, one of which has never even been tasted by human beings, so y’all will just have to order it and see for yourselves (in case you’re unsure of what I am talking about…it’s the lemony one!)…it sounds real good!

First off, I must say, I have never been a fan of carrot cake.  It was always something that I would try when there were no other desserts available…in other words, my last resort.  To add to that, the semi-bitter taste of cream cheese has never satisfied my taste buds…I mean cheese is for cracker, ham and cheese sandwiches, macaroni and cheese, and much more, who would ever think of whipping up cheese, making it creamy, and adding it to sweet things.  HOWEVER, let me be the first to say WOW…this whoopie changed my world, I bit into that delightful treat and just melted, it.is.amazing.  Enough said!

Just look at it…D to the vine.

Then, there is this flaky looking treat above.  Now, I must preface this all by saying, I do not like coconut…at all.  The flavor and texture of this tropical fruit have never been part of my diet, and I’m no going to lie, that has not changed.  I refused to even sink my teeth into it…despite several temptations, because, I mean, it looks amazing.  What I can say, however, is that I haven’t heard a bad thing about it.  It takes coconut lovers on the ride of their lives… and although I will not be joining you, I am positive that you will not regret your decision

And then there’s the good old fashioned original.  For those feeling less on the wild side, you can get the old time favorite.  This guy has not failed me yet.

Get your orders in asap and enjoy!!